Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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