i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Buhtt sex?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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