I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have fence marks all over my body
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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