the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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