i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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