well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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