you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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