She is in my trunk
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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