There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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