So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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