is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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