marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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