i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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