The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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