so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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