Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
