YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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