Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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