just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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