angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
tell me about the fingering
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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