i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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