whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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