I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So apparently I’m into choking now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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