ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
is that a dick in a sweater?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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