Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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