Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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