First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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