I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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