HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i out mim tonsoeep
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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