That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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