People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I could fuck to npr.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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