it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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