I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
