u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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