i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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