dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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