It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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