East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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