I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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