I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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