random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
is it fun? or sober?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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