doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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