I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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