Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So. Much. Porn.
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