There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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