I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My dick has a subreddit
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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