I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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