it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
In America we eat man semen.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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