do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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