when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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