some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
